Behold Arguably the most hideous planned garden ever… The sad thing is, the plant selections are all quite lovely… it’s just their absurd and oafish placement, as well as such niceties as a tiny non-functioning wooden wheelbarrow, 3 types of edging materials, and bright red dyed mulch all combine to make this truly horrific… Gardens [...]

In the spirit of the legendary Billy Goodnick, I present you with the first installation of Oh Hell No, aka, “On What Planet is This Attractive?” Looking like some errant child-giant’s forgotten rock collection, this bizarre junkyard of disparate and clashing stone types seems to have been left exactly where the dumptruck upended its bed [...]